I saw my chance to create something beautiful.
I took it.
when bros got their dicks out on omegle
omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately
i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them
We like to let out our animal side every once in a while.
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Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune